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Quotes by Victor Borge

US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)

7 quotes were found

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.

A smile is the shortest distance between two people.

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