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Quotes by Thomas Szasz

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

CP A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily; and why older persons, especially if vain or important, cannot learn at all.

The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Men are afraid to rock the boat in which they hope to drift safely through life's currents, when, actually, the boat is stuck on a sandbar. They would be better off to rock the boat and try to shake it loose.