Items with the red CP logo are available in our Cafepress.com store. Click on the logo to view all products (hats, t-shirts, mugs, and other gift items) for that author or quote.

Quotes by Tallulah Bankhead

US movie actress (1903 - 1968)

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

I thought I told you to wait in the car.

My heart is pure as the driven slush.

CP If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon. They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and - BANG - there you are in someone's living room.

CP Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

CP I'm as pure as the driven slush.