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Quotes by Roy Blount Jr.

Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

CP The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'