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Quotes by Robert Ingersoll

US agnostic, agnostic apologist, lawyer, & orator (1833 - 1899)

There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.

Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.

The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.

Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.

I'd rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

There is no slavery but ignorance.

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

Under the influence of art the walls expand, the roof rises, and it becomes a temple.

I hope there is another life, for I would like to see how things come out in this world when I am dead.

Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope.

If we are immortal it is a fact in nature, and we are not indebted to priests for it, nor to bibles for it, and it cannot be destroyed by unbelief.

Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.

Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment - it is a result.

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

Courage without conscience is a wild beast.