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Quotes by Robert Byrne

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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)

Love will find a lay.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

CP Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

CP There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

CP Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.