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Quotes by Ken Thompson

When in doubt, use brute force

Maybe I should have screwed up.

SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out.

I know nothing.

Timesharing just doesn't work.

Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside.

If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

... spell `creat' with an E.'

Just think, IBM and DEC in the same room, and we did it.