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Quotes by Joseph Heller

US novelist (1923 - 1999)

Catch 22

Rise above principal and do what's right.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in a state of complete exhaustion, and had to go straight back to sleep again.

I intend to live forever or die trying.

There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.

It is neither necessary or possible to educate someone who never questions anything.

Live forever or die in the attempt.

CP Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.