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Quotes by Jerome K. Jerome

British humor writer (1859 - 1927)

It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.

Time has laid its healing hand upon the wound when we can look back at the the pain we once fainted under, and no bitterness or despair arises in our heart.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.