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Quotes by Hugh Elliott

Author of the Standing Room Only Weblog (http://blogs.salon.com/0001573/).

Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that's somehow connected to birth.

You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.

All people want is someone to listen.

Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24-7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world...

I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.

Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

When a miracle happens, even if not to you, its nature is to naturally expand. You can almost feel the warmth on your face.

I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race.

It’s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.

Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn't hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.

Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.

You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.

You can call it the 'Perfect Moment' when the universe aligns and the music in your head actually matches the music outside and all is well.