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Quotes by Flip Wilson

Comedian and television actor, starred in The Flip Wilson Show (1933 - 1998)

Funny is an attitude.

The devil made me do it.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

What you see is what you get.

It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway.

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