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Quotes by Christopher Morley

US author & journalist (1890 - 1957)

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CP Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

CP My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.

There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.

There are three ingredients to the good life; learning, earning, and yearning.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning, and yearning.

CP My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.