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Quotes by Bob Hope

US (English-born) actor & comedian (1903 - 2003)

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

CP A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.