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Quotes by Bill Vaughan

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

CP A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.