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Quotes by Bill Cosby

US comedian & television actor (1937 - )

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

CP I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.

CP I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.