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Quotes by Adrienne E. Gusoff

US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer

CP Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

CP I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

CP Living in a vacuum sucks.

CP Living hell is the best revenge.

CP Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

CP Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

CP The world is round; it has no point.

CP Girls just want to have funds.