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Quotes by Abigail Van Buren

US advice columnist (1918 - )

CP Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

CP In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

CP A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.

CP If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

CP It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.